Smell Test

Jul. 8th, 2009 03:51 pm
lynxreign: (Croooooow!)
Whenever you're trying to determine mathamatically how delicious or disgusting something is, always remember to divide by how it smells.

Scientists call this the Olifactor.

Movie idea

May. 17th, 2009 11:04 pm
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Ben Stiller is infected with a strange, experimental virus that turns him into a woman, perhaps Jannine Garafalo or Drew Barrymore or Tina Fey (or another, you suggest)
His voice is the inner thoughts throughout the movie.
Title of the movie:

Ben Her
lynxreign: (Croooooow!)
The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle

People who are not making reliable observations can end up in tragedy. There is an equal chance over time that they will or will not end horribly. Until the non-observer is observed, they are both horribly ended and safe.

The observer of the non-observer will not know if they should state "Oh the Humanity" or not until the observation is made.
lynxreign: (Croooooow!)
The land of square dancing has open positions. I thought I'd post them here in case any of you wanted to fill them.

There are the Dosey-Docent, the Dosey-Doge and the Prominaide-de-camp.

If you have any interest in these positions, please post your resume with pertinant experience in comments.

Those of you that may know of other open positions may also use the comments to share.
lynxreign: (Croooooow!)
I'll post more about Worldcon later. Yesterday we came home from the con and it was something of an ordeal. We got in a cab to go to the airport at 8 AM (10 AM EST). We arrived home at 1 AM EST today. We were supposed to arrive home around 9 PM yesterday.

If it were just weather problems it wouldn't be so bad. Part of our delay was because they had to reboot the plane. Yes, you read that right, they had to Reboot The PLANE. At first it was just one system they tried to reboot a few times. When that didn't work, they shut off everything in the plane and then turned everything on again in sequence. This too did not work so we all had to get out and get back in again. Seriously. In between our getting out and getting back in, maintenance came and fixed things.

Fortunately our connecting flight was also delayed and we managed to get home without renting a car. Others on our flight, including a family with 2 18 month olds, were not so lucky.

To demonstrate how tired I was, as I was lying in bed, trying to go to sleep, the following popped into my mind.

Why does it take a lot of balls to touch someone in various ways to see if they laugh?

Because they're test tickles.

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