Oscars

[lynxreign]

So, I heard Jon Stewart sucked. I heard the whole thing was bland and boring and all the wrong movies won. Is this true? I couldn't be bothered to watch it myself, only tuning in for Charleeze Theron's extra-dress-on-her-shoulder and lots of plush penguins. Honestly, that and Dustin Hoffman's stoned performance are all I saw. That and Mr. Stewart looking like he was thinking "Is it over yet?" with his Desperate Housewives crack.

A sports commentator made the suggestion, and I like it, that instead of traditional oscars we change the selection process to a playoff format. I like the idea. They can be seeded by nominating vote strength. You can do an award show every few days that only takes an hour and drag it out for 3 or 4 weeks! And it'd still be more interesting!

Comments

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

So which way does a hat make you swing?

[crack-city.livejournal.com]

I'd guess it depends on the style of the hat...

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

So one style makes you protest and another makes you join in? Sounds a bit like Alice trying to decide if she should eat or drink...

[crack-city.livejournal.com]

And I now have the strangest thing going through my head...

Ellen Klages doing her impression of Karen Joy Fowler speaking/singing Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit".

I think we're all better off not asking about that. But, yes, that's probably how the hats work.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I'm pleased that something strange is going through your head. Especially as it is at least ostensibly musical. I love strange music.

I also like that the hats are more catalyst than mere payment.