Oscars

[lynxreign]

So, I heard Jon Stewart sucked. I heard the whole thing was bland and boring and all the wrong movies won. Is this true? I couldn't be bothered to watch it myself, only tuning in for Charleeze Theron's extra-dress-on-her-shoulder and lots of plush penguins. Honestly, that and Dustin Hoffman's stoned performance are all I saw. That and Mr. Stewart looking like he was thinking "Is it over yet?" with his Desperate Housewives crack.

A sports commentator made the suggestion, and I like it, that instead of traditional oscars we change the selection process to a playoff format. I like the idea. They can be seeded by nominating vote strength. You can do an award show every few days that only takes an hour and drag it out for 3 or 4 weeks! And it'd still be more interesting!

Comments

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

It means that you two are the type to appreciate scantily clad women dancing! That's all, I promise! Actually, the funniest moment in that bit was when I noticed that one of the women was wearing my socks. The knee-high rainbow stripe socks. I said something, and the roommate's boyfriend laughed and said, "So you're half-way to being a hooker, just get the rest of the outfit!"

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

You could knit it!

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Bleh! 1. No, it was spandex or something. 2. NO! Why would I want to?

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

1. I suppose knitting Spandex is out of the question.

2. ... 'cause then you'd have the rest of the outfit? I mean if it goes with the socks...

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

1. Yeah.
2. Eh, it didn't really go with them, and it was kind iof a scary hooker outfit anyway.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Oh well. I hadn't taken into account that they might be badly dressed hookers. Sorry about that.