Oscars

[lynxreign]

So, I heard Jon Stewart sucked. I heard the whole thing was bland and boring and all the wrong movies won. Is this true? I couldn't be bothered to watch it myself, only tuning in for Charleeze Theron's extra-dress-on-her-shoulder and lots of plush penguins. Honestly, that and Dustin Hoffman's stoned performance are all I saw. That and Mr. Stewart looking like he was thinking "Is it over yet?" with his Desperate Housewives crack.

A sports commentator made the suggestion, and I like it, that instead of traditional oscars we change the selection process to a playoff format. I like the idea. They can be seeded by nominating vote strength. You can do an award show every few days that only takes an hour and drag it out for 3 or 4 weeks! And it'd still be more interesting!

Comments

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

It wasn't?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

No! You were the one that brought up blue latex! I didn't know you were going to go imagine it on me! This is clearly not my fault. I stay away from latex paint, even in my imagination.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. Clearly a miscommunciation at some point. Possibly where you instructed me to include scales. Then again that was in parenthesis and so inaudible.
Why do you stay away from latex paint in your imagination? I'm sure it has perfectly good uses.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Yes, on people like Rebecca Romain, or however you spell her name, but on me? No thanks.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Ah, ok then. Just so I know.