ext_355374 ([identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] lynxreign 2008-07-31 05:15 pm (UTC)

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All the laws? Really? Then you'd best get busy!
It’s against the law to sing off key. (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/north-carolina) As I recall, you might be guilty of that one.

And Amy shouldn't go to Charlotte
In Charlotte, women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times. (http://www.azzit.de/humor/30.html)

You'd better how your daughter isn't a prodigy
it is against the law for children under the age of seven to go to college. (http://www.anvari.org/cols/Weird_Laws_of_the_United_States/North_Calironia.html)

And be on the lookout for unruly animals
it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight. (http://www.strangefacts.com/laws.html)

And those are just a few from your state. You really want resources and time wasted on this crap?

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