Slippy

[lynxreign]

Well, I slipped on my diet yesterday. I guess that's what I get for leaving it in the middle of the floor. I was feeling down so I had a taco salad for lunch and 3 cheeseburgers for dinner. Plus a Banana.

I'm back on it today, but I really want a snack. I had a turkey sandwich for lunch with some freshly made kettle-chips. Fortunately, every time I've been tempted over the last few weeks to have a Snickers or other candy, I picture garrity leaping out of nowhere, yelling "POISON!" and slapping my hand. This has kept me from eating any candy.

One day of eating shouldn't be that bad if I don't repeat it.

Comments

Born Slippy?

[joncwriter.livejournal.com]

I'm picturing you doing one of those Archie-styled slides across the floor, arms flailing and legs out at weird angles. Yes, your pain is my amusement. Sorry...

I'm thinking I should jump on the bandwagon and do the diet thing myself. I really don't know what my weight is, but it's at least twenty or so pounds more than it should be. I've got to cut down on the Dew and the writing snackage. Guess it's fruit drinks and rice cakes for me from now on! And yes, I believe I'm one of perhaps four people in this world who actually like rice cakes. I've also got to cut down various other vices...

Re: Born Slippy?

[head58.livejournal.com]

I suggest you just substitute them for other vices. That way you attain your goals and still live an interesting life. I suggest devil worshop and hardcore wargaming.

Re: Born Slippy?

[chirping-monkey.livejournal.com]

How dare you equate devil worship with wargaming? I'll take a satanist over a fatbeard any day of the week! Satanists know how to bathe, even if only in the blood of their innocent victims.

Re: Born Slippy?

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

In my experience, it is the Role-Players that bathe less often with the Larpers being the worst of the bunch. They seem to think they must smell like the undead to play.

Re: Born Slippy?

[head58.livejournal.com]

psst. inxay on the arplay ammingslay. She's one of them. :)

Re: Born Slippy?

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

N00000000000000000000!!!
Stupid Pig Latin, takes twice as long to read...

[head58.livejournal.com]

Why do you think the Pig Romans all died out?

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I figured as much. This is why I wasn't an Ancient History major.

Re: Born Slippy?

[cell23.livejournal.com]

I think I've cured her of that habit though. You don't want to know how I administered the vaccine.

Re: Born Slippy?

[chirping-monkey.livejournal.com]

I just like playing dress-up, we've discussed this. If you don't want to take me to places where I can get dressed up for real, then I just gave to resort to larping.

Re: Born Slippy?

[hagbardc.livejournal.com]

I'll take BO over incense any day...

And wargamers come in two main breeds: Hex and Cardboard and Miniature. If you want, I could go into the many variant groups thereof, but I'll spare you for now. Me, I tend to go both ways.....if you know what I mean....All-Right...

Re: Born Slippy?

[emmalyon.livejournal.com]

Aw yeah!

Re: Born Slippy?

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Ah, Devil Worshop. What a wonderful selection of deviltry the worshop has.
And by "hardcore" wargaming, I'm assuming you mean ASL. Other wargames are simple fun and truly wholesome.

Re: Born Slippy?

[head58.livejournal.com]

ASL?
No, I'm referring to Warhammer 40K mostly. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Re: Born Slippy?

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Ah, those can also be bad. However, Clan Wars & Flames of War are also wholesome.

Re: Born Slippy?

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Oh, and ASL = Advanced Squad Leader (for those who don't know)

Re: Born Slippy?

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

I prefer Devil Admiring rather than Devil Worship, you get in less trouble when asked if you are a Devil Worshipper.