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[lynxreign]

I could survive for 1 minute, 25 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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[head58.livejournal.com]

28 seconds. My only hope is that vampyrusgirl is chained there too, and he eats her first and is full and curls up for a nap.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

So you're not only hoping that vamps is there with you, but that the dinosaur eats like her too? She's hardly a full meal for a hungry raptor!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

If the velociraptor ate like her, you could survive for a week before it turned its attention to you.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

That was my other thought, yes.

[vampyrusgirl.livejournal.com]

True dat! :)

[head58.livejournal.com]

She didn't last as long as I did. But you're right - she's too small. maybe he'd choke on her bones!

[vampyrusgirl.livejournal.com]

That's also because I answered honestly!! All these a minute, blah blah blah seconds thing is bullshit! People aren't admitting how wimpy they would be!!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I answered honestly as well.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

The other thing to remember is that while I could survive for 85 seconds, they wouldn't be very pleasant seconds.

[head58.livejournal.com]

I suspect my "faint at the sight of blood" answer doomed me to be a brief snack.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Possibly.
I have no idea what answers get you the longest time though.
That doesn't seem to be one that would improve things though.

[vampyrusgirl.livejournal.com]

Wait, I'm chained to the bed with the two of you?? HOT!!!!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

With head58 and a velociraptor is hot?

... to each their own, I suppose.

[vampyrusgirl.livejournal.com]

Don't judge me!!!!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Why would I stop now?

[vampyrusgirl.livejournal.com]

You do have a point there, I suppose.

[neogrammarian.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAH.

I love this. I must play this game.

[michele-blue.livejournal.com]

38 seconds! However, I'm totally cool with it just eating me instantly - the whole taking my severed arm and beating the raptor with it thing sounds hurty.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I chose wrap the chain around its neck. There's less effort involved and then the weight of your body does most of the work as you pass out from blood loss.

[xerhino.livejournal.com]

I would last 3 seconds longer than you, but only because I got to claim fencing as martial arts experience. It is a martial art, but I think they meant drunken boxing or something more fisticuffy.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I don't think that's why you lasted longer. I have a martial arts background too.

[xerhino.livejournal.com]

Hmm, we're about the same size too. Did you pick standing on the ground or on the top bunk? I picked the ground because I figured I'd have more room to maneuver. I assume no one picked the bottom bunk (the hors d'oeuvres position).

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I picked ground for the same reason

[monjundi.livejournal.com]

Aren't velociraptors herbivores? I Chose middle bunk to make it harder to get to me. I'd be trying to break the damn bed, turn itover or just keep it between me and it. 1min, 3 sec.