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Would you rather admit you owned a Holiday Inn or that you were Paris Hilton's brother?

EDIT: Evidently this needs more clarification as few want to venture a response. Someone I work with had been talking about how, if he owned a Holiday Inn (I remembered the "I" this time), he'd never admit it. Later in the conversation he said he was Paris Hilton's brother. I thought it absurd that he wouldn't admit to owning a Holiday Inn, but would brag about Paris being his sister (he was kidding, but still!)

Target

I just wanted to let his many friends know that Target the cat has died. They don't know why, someone found him under a bush. I'll miss him.