He had nothing to say, Hey Hey Hey

And yet I feel compelled to post anyway. I likely have things to say, but don't want to be a whingy little bitch, so I'll just say hello to you all.
Hello

I have to remember to re-duct tape my headlight tonight.

Not exactly complaining or interesting, but hopefully a minor distraction

I had a salami sandwich for lunch. I'm still hungry. Is having another one unreasonable? It'll ensure I don't have cupcakes instead. It also isn't a very large sandwich. I hope it'll suffice soon, but it doesn't quite yet.