Monday Diet Update

I started the contest with a weight of 276.
This morning I weighed in at 272.
4 lbs is a decent start, lets see if I can keep it going.

Chart

This is the chart I've set up to keep track of the contests I'm in and my current weight. I may do more charts. I like charts.

Lyrics

If she looks up in your face and just melts into place?
Let her melt, forget her.
And if she's kind of wild and she says "darling, please give me a trial"
Don't do it! Don't be weak, don't give into her.

Now listen, if she calls you up on the phone, and says,
"darling, are you all alone?"
Tell her, no! You got three girls with you.

Don't pay no attention to women
Stand up for your rights!
Be a man! (Superman!)

If you turn out the lights and she don't fight
That's all, that's all, that's the end
It's too late then, she's got you hooked
You just better stick with her

Now if you get home about two
And you don't know what to do
And you pull back the curtain
And the whole family's lookin' at you?
Get your business straight
And set the date
And don't be late
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