Weight

[lynxreign]

I've started going to the gym. Lets see if it helps. I have to remember I'm trying to decrease my ability to repel women.

Comments

[emmalyon.livejournal.com]

You still outweigh me...BUT NOT BY MUCH. Just remember you maybe be gaining muscle. So don't panic if the scale is not going down.
You want to decrease your ability to repel women; I want to increase my ability to not have elderly bums ask me out.....

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I haven't actually started lifting yet. Unless you count being used as a jungle gym by Matt and Colin on Sunday.

I don't know what you should do to not have elderly bums ask you out.

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

She should ask them out first!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

See, every time I think I have the answer, my brain finds a way that the bum will still ask her out. Her only option is to somehow avoid them all entirely.
Even if she asks them out first, they may still ask her out, if they're crazy.

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

If that happens she can tell them that they can't ask her out because she already asked them out. :)

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

But by them it is too late and you're reduced to arguing with bums.

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

True. Maybe pepperspray is the best option.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I'm not about to counsel assault (or pepper)

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

That was a horrible attempt to spice up this thread.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I understand. However, it shall remain bland.

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

I wonder if anyone else extracts as much joy from these threads as we do.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Has vampyrusgirl risen to the bait over on your blog?

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

Nope. I guess my post stinks.

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

The gym will help, but don't fall into the trap thinking that you can snack more because you are working out.
http://www.seniorjournal.com/NEWS/Fitness/6-10-27-Sit-UpsAndSundaes.htm

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I was actually planning to snack less now that I'm working out.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Also, SENIOR JOURNAL!?!?
What are you trying to say? Respect your elders!!

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

I was searching for an old yahoo news story from the fairly recent past that basically talked about how diet trumped exercise, that was the first result I found that basically said the same thing.

And you aren't getting any younger!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Maybe I am!

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

You don't have a portrait of yourself in your apartment that you keep covered at all times do you?

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I don't know what it is of, I keep it covered at all times.

[head58.livejournal.com]

It is of Gail, clearly. She gets older while we all get younger. Hooray!

[head58.livejournal.com]

I'm...I'm a dead man walking now, aren't I?

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yeah. It was nice knowing you.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

You're trying to get me killed, aren't you?
I actually contemplated making the "Older than Gail" sweatshirt with washable paint for the next time I came up.

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

You DO have a will written out and notarized, right?

[head58.livejournal.com]

The ability to repel women is a total lame ass power. I doubt you could even get into the Subs with that. You clearly need to re-roll the entire set, and hope for Animal Plant powers*, or maybe some Heighened Charisma B.

*not Mollusk. That probably wouldn't help.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Or "Talk to Insects". That wouldn't help either.
It IS a lame ass power, why do you think I'm trying to get rid of it?!

[head58.livejournal.com]

Talk to Insects would be an awesome power! "To me, my arthropod friends!" Don't diss the ability to talk to insects and make them do your bidding! I mean, why else do you think Ant Man is one of the biggest selling superheroes of all time!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I thought Ant Man could just become the size of an ant. Cockroach, or whatever he's called, in the New Heroes for Hire can talk to bugs and he's a little... off.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Also
Don't You Think I KNOW That?!?!