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Oct. 31st, 2006 11:50 am
lynxreign: (Eating Tiger)
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I've started going to the gym. Lets see if it helps. I have to remember I'm trying to decrease my ability to repel women.

Date: 2006-10-31 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmalyon.livejournal.com
You still outweigh me...BUT NOT BY MUCH. Just remember you maybe be gaining muscle. So don't panic if the scale is not going down.
You want to decrease your ability to repel women; I want to increase my ability to not have elderly bums ask me out.....

Date: 2006-10-31 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
I haven't actually started lifting yet. Unless you count being used as a jungle gym by Matt and Colin on Sunday.

I don't know what you should do to not have elderly bums ask you out.

Date: 2006-10-31 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaoticmoth.livejournal.com
She should ask them out first!

Date: 2006-10-31 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
See, every time I think I have the answer, my brain finds a way that the bum will still ask her out. Her only option is to somehow avoid them all entirely.
Even if she asks them out first, they may still ask her out, if they're crazy.

Date: 2006-10-31 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaoticmoth.livejournal.com
If that happens she can tell them that they can't ask her out because she already asked them out. :)

Date: 2006-10-31 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
But by them it is too late and you're reduced to arguing with bums.

Date: 2006-10-31 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaoticmoth.livejournal.com
True. Maybe pepperspray is the best option.

Date: 2006-10-31 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
I'm not about to counsel assault (or pepper)

Date: 2006-10-31 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaoticmoth.livejournal.com
That was a horrible attempt to spice up this thread.

Date: 2006-10-31 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
I understand. However, it shall remain bland.

Date: 2006-10-31 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaoticmoth.livejournal.com
I wonder if anyone else extracts as much joy from these threads as we do.

Date: 2006-10-31 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
Has [livejournal.com profile] vampyrusgirl risen to the bait over on your blog?

Date: 2006-10-31 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaoticmoth.livejournal.com
Nope. I guess my post stinks.

Date: 2006-10-31 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaoticmoth.livejournal.com
The gym will help, but don't fall into the trap thinking that you can snack more because you are working out.
http://www.seniorjournal.com/NEWS/Fitness/6-10-27-Sit-UpsAndSundaes.htm

Date: 2006-10-31 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
I was actually planning to snack less now that I'm working out.

Date: 2006-10-31 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
Also, SENIOR JOURNAL!?!?
What are you trying to say? Respect your elders!!

Date: 2006-10-31 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaoticmoth.livejournal.com
I was searching for an old yahoo news story from the fairly recent past that basically talked about how diet trumped exercise, that was the first result I found that basically said the same thing.

And you aren't getting any younger!

Date: 2006-10-31 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaoticmoth.livejournal.com
You don't have a portrait of yourself in your apartment that you keep covered at all times do you?

Date: 2006-10-31 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
I don't know what it is of, I keep it covered at all times.

Date: 2006-10-31 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] head58.livejournal.com
It is of Gail, clearly. She gets older while we all get younger. Hooray!

Date: 2006-10-31 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] head58.livejournal.com
I'm...I'm a dead man walking now, aren't I?

Date: 2006-10-31 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
Oh hell yeah. It was nice knowing you.

Date: 2006-10-31 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
You're trying to get me killed, aren't you?
I actually contemplated making the "Older than Gail" sweatshirt with washable paint for the next time I came up.

Date: 2006-10-31 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaoticmoth.livejournal.com
You DO have a will written out and notarized, right?

Date: 2006-10-31 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] head58.livejournal.com
The ability to repel women is a total lame ass power. I doubt you could even get into the Subs with that. You clearly need to re-roll the entire set, and hope for Animal Plant powers*, or maybe some Heighened Charisma B.

*not Mollusk. That probably wouldn't help.

Date: 2006-10-31 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
Or "Talk to Insects". That wouldn't help either.
It IS a lame ass power, why do you think I'm trying to get rid of it?!

Date: 2006-10-31 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] head58.livejournal.com
Talk to Insects would be an awesome power! "To me, my arthropod friends!" Don't diss the ability to talk to insects and make them do your bidding! I mean, why else do you think Ant Man is one of the biggest selling superheroes of all time!

Date: 2006-10-31 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
I thought Ant Man could just become the size of an ant. Cockroach, or whatever he's called, in the New Heroes for Hire can talk to bugs and he's a little... off.

Date: 2006-10-31 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
Also
Don't You Think I KNOW That?!?!

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