Oscars

Mar. 6th, 2006 09:54 am
lynxreign: (Tiger)
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So, I heard Jon Stewart sucked. I heard the whole thing was bland and boring and all the wrong movies won. Is this true? I couldn't be bothered to watch it myself, only tuning in for Charleeze Theron's extra-dress-on-her-shoulder and lots of plush penguins. Honestly, that and Dustin Hoffman's stoned performance are all I saw. That and Mr. Stewart looking like he was thinking "Is it over yet?" with his Desperate Housewives crack.

A sports commentator made the suggestion, and I like it, that instead of traditional oscars we change the selection process to a playoff format. I like the idea. They can be seeded by nominating vote strength. You can do an award show every few days that only takes an hour and drag it out for 3 or 4 weeks! And it'd still be more interesting!

Date: 2006-03-06 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] telepresence.livejournal.com
Now be honest, there have got to be guys out there where you compatmentalize "abs" or "buns" or "lickability" away from stuff like "talent" or "quality of role choices" and suchlike.

Date: 2006-03-06 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emilytheslayer.livejournal.com
Sure, I admit it freely, the bleh was directed more at the movie than at her.

Date: 2006-03-06 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] telepresence.livejournal.com
Ah, okay. See, [livejournal.com profile] head58 and I see a trailer for Ultraviolet, and in our brain the movie's title becomes "The Adventures of Milla's Abs: Crunch Harder" or somesuch.

Date: 2006-03-06 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emilytheslayer.livejournal.com
You two share a brain? How did this happen?

Date: 2006-03-06 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] telepresence.livejournal.com
There's a great fanboy hive mind, a great evolved megaconsciousness where we all connect telepathically and eat chips and sigh over Milla's abs.

The central psycho-nexus for the hive mind hangs out behind a Circle-K. By choice!

Date: 2006-03-06 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emilytheslayer.livejournal.com
Ok, that makes sense. Just checking.

Date: 2006-03-06 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
I'm eating chips right now! Should I commence sighing?

Definately by choice, dude.

Date: 2006-03-06 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
A sad, misguided attempt at trying to recreate a Steve Martin movie.

Date: 2006-03-06 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
But the movie looks like amusing action-cheese.

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