Documentation Writing

[lynxreign]

I'm currently writing "future programmer" documentation for the program I'm working on. This documentation is intended to give future developers an idea of what the program does and what it is supposed to do. Unfortunately, my fingers don't seem to want to type properly today. I keep typing versions of the text that seem like they come right out of Stan Freeberg's Elderly Man River. For example, instead of saying "within the tables" I keep typing "withing the tables".

If you haven't heard the routine, let me know and I'll make sure you get to.

Suffice it to say, I'm Mr. Typo this morning.

Comments

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I have not heard it.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Evidently many people have not.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Evidently. I just wanted to add myself to the list, so I can hear it later.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Have you come up with a theme yet for the cd you ordered me to make for you, or am I going to have to come up with one on my own?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I thought we decided I was kidding. Actually, I did think of a theme the other day, but I can't remember it now. Make it about pirates and ninjas or something.

Speaking of which, did you drive like an apple? I requested that, too.

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

Was it "Songs with 18 letters in the title" or "Music to clean fridges by"?

Maybe all versions of the most covered songs? Because everyone wants 100 CDs of all the various versions of "Yesterday"!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cover_version#Most_covered_songs

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Dear sweet jesus, no to the most covered songs. Music to clean fridges by, on the other hand, gets a maybe.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Yesterday
All my kumquats seemed so dull and grey
Now I need a place to wear toupees
Oh I would bleed for yesterday

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

Anytime I can elicit a reply that starts out with "Dear sweet jesus, no..." I have to smile. :)

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Insert joke about marriage here.

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

And I would still smile! :)

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

That is one of your goals.

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

I usually don't deny it, and usually enjoy it. :)

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

That's kind of horrifying, but thanks for the link.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

You decided you were kidding, but it was too late. You can't unshoot an arrow. Or a film!
Pirates and ninjas... You call that a theme?
Why yes, I did. It was not filmed as I was the only one in the car.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Ok, no pirates and ninjas. Have I mentioned how sleep deprived I am at the moment? I can't come up with good themes right now!

Well at least describe the drive, if I can't get proof!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

You have not mentioned that. Why are you sleep deprived?

I shall in a later post.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

'Cause today was my third day in a row opening my stupid store. Getting up at four sucks.

Yay!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Yes, getting up at 4 sucks hard.

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

OOH! OOH! Come up with one on your own! I'll help! :)

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I don't know if we need your kind of help. . .although I have to admit I'm curious. . .

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

He does make one curious. Then you have to scrub your brain with lye.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

And where am I going to find lye now?

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

Look where you left it last time you used it to get rid of the bodies.

You DID use lye to get rid of the bodies, didn't you?

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. I'm just warning you of what the consequences of letting him help may be. You might be able to use alka seltser as an alternative.