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Tennessee has apparently decided to do something about overpopulation. The legislature there has just overridden the governor's veto of a bill allowing people to carry handguns in bars.
That's right, what could be dangerous about letting drunks carry loaded weapons? I understand their next step is even bolder. If you have a drink in one hand, you have to have a running chainsaw in the other.

I do not understand the obsession with guns in this country.

I almost typed "I do not understand the obsession with gnus in this country". I could understand an obsession with gnus far more easily.
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Date: 2009-06-05 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xerhino.livejournal.com
Ack, beaten to the punch line.

Date: 2009-06-05 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xerhino.livejournal.com
The can have my gnu when they pry it from my cold dead hands. Hmm. Somehow that sounds more pervy than the other way.

Date: 2009-06-05 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizardru.livejournal.com
GNUs don't kill people, YAKS kill people.

Date: 2009-06-05 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mekkasimian.livejournal.com
MEN FEEL IMPOTENT, AND GUN SYMBOLIZE POWER AND CONTROL.

(YES, BACK TO "GUN AS SUBSTITUTE PHALLUS" THEORY...)

=M=

Date: 2009-06-05 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phantomminuet.livejournal.com
If gnus are outlawed, then only outlaws will have gnus.

[livejournal.com profile] wiliqueen directed me over here, because I was just lamenting about this same thing on my LJ.
Edited Date: 2009-06-05 03:11 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-06-05 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
Glad to have you. : -)

Date: 2009-06-05 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaisilverwolf.livejournal.com
This is not quite as bizarre as the cnn story i read (the sound was off) yesterday at lunch about "bring your gun to church day".

...seriously. wtf.

Date: 2009-06-05 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynxreign.livejournal.com
Does no-one heed the words of Johnny Cash any more?! Leave your guns at home!

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