Oscars

[lynxreign]

So, I heard Jon Stewart sucked. I heard the whole thing was bland and boring and all the wrong movies won. Is this true? I couldn't be bothered to watch it myself, only tuning in for Charleeze Theron's extra-dress-on-her-shoulder and lots of plush penguins. Honestly, that and Dustin Hoffman's stoned performance are all I saw. That and Mr. Stewart looking like he was thinking "Is it over yet?" with his Desperate Housewives crack.

A sports commentator made the suggestion, and I like it, that instead of traditional oscars we change the selection process to a playoff format. I like the idea. They can be seeded by nominating vote strength. You can do an award show every few days that only takes an hour and drag it out for 3 or 4 weeks! And it'd still be more interesting!

Comments

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Is she in Ultraviolet? That looks like it should be a fantastic crappy movie.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I think that's Charlize again.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

No wait, isn't it Milla J?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Yup, Milla.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I'm pleased you've discussed this with you and come to a conclusion.

So what brought up the poster in the first place then?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I went and checked imdb. Shut up. I don't know, he brought it up, not me.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Shutting up now, ma'am.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Maybe I was talking to myself again?

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Maybe, but it sure seemed directed at me. kaisilverwolf tends to say that to me in similar conversations, so I thought it was me.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I just wanted it to be part of the mystery. But it was directed at you. damn! There goes my mystique!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

If you want to get the Mystique back you could always paint yourself in blue latex...

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the scales.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

So you want me to include scales when I'm pituring you wearing nothing but blue latex? I'm just trying to follow directions here.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Dude, whoah, there's no picturing going on here! Conceptualize, don't visualize! (And yes, because the scales hide the nekedness a little.)

[head58.livejournal.com]

Oh, this won't end well...

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

sans bow.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I'd like to get some stills of her in North Country and just ohotoshop that bow onto the shoulder of her character.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

That would be funny. Any time there's a photo of her, phtotshop the bow on it. That would be a great Daily Show bit.

[head58.livejournal.com]

No, but Milla Jovovich is, and we were on the topic of nice abs in an crappy action film.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

That's why it came up, got it.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Got it. The emilytheslayer committee discussed it and came to that conclusion.

[head58.livejournal.com]

It's too bad you can't have an LJ Community with the same name as a User, or we could make the emilytheslayer community where she could have these conversations in peace without us mocking her.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I'm sure she could figure something out. Slightly alter the name or something. Maybe just make a comminity called Emilytheslayer_committee. Unimaginative, but gets the job done.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Both of you are so unfriended. Why would I need either of you when I can just talk to myself?

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Quite true. I believe that's how Rush and O'Reiley started!