Oscars

[lynxreign]

So, I heard Jon Stewart sucked. I heard the whole thing was bland and boring and all the wrong movies won. Is this true? I couldn't be bothered to watch it myself, only tuning in for Charleeze Theron's extra-dress-on-her-shoulder and lots of plush penguins. Honestly, that and Dustin Hoffman's stoned performance are all I saw. That and Mr. Stewart looking like he was thinking "Is it over yet?" with his Desperate Housewives crack.

A sports commentator made the suggestion, and I like it, that instead of traditional oscars we change the selection process to a playoff format. I like the idea. They can be seeded by nominating vote strength. You can do an award show every few days that only takes an hour and drag it out for 3 or 4 weeks! And it'd still be more interesting!

Comments

[head58.livejournal.com]

Also: FUCK! I forgot to get a free Ultraviolet poster at the Courtside on Friday night!!!!!!

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I'll pretend you didn't say that. Did you also forget to try their delicious Red Bull on tap? 'Cause you know they're one of the only clubs anywhere to get that!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Why pretend he didn't say that? Isn't it better to hold it over him later?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Not if I want to keep being his friend. I have to forget these things so I can continue to look people in the eye.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

You think this movie will be that bad? Or is it your distaste for Jennifer Garner?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

She's not even in it!

[head58.livejournal.com]

Honey, if THAT would stop you from being my friend, you'd probably better just unFriend me right now. We haven't even scratched the surface of my utter lack of taste yet. Tip of the iceberg!

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

That's ok, I just erase it from my memory as soon as any of it comes up!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Maybe she and vampyrusgirl can tag team unfriend/refriend you for heavyweight LJ drama!

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

You don't have to be his friend continuously, just ask vampyrusgirl. :)

[head58.livejournal.com]

We'll just have to go back for their Red Bull and Wi Fi.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

And don't forget the BREAKFAST! in the PUB!

[head58.livejournal.com]

Serving BREAKFAST!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Are there other kareoke places that might be less asstastic?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but they're all much trendier and more crowded, expensive, etc.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Is she in Ultraviolet? That looks like it should be a fantastic crappy movie.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I think that's Charlize again.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

No wait, isn't it Milla J?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Yup, Milla.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

sans bow.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I'd like to get some stills of her in North Country and just ohotoshop that bow onto the shoulder of her character.

[head58.livejournal.com]

No, but Milla Jovovich is, and we were on the topic of nice abs in an crappy action film.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

That's why it came up, got it.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Got it. The emilytheslayer committee discussed it and came to that conclusion.

[head58.livejournal.com]

It's too bad you can't have an LJ Community with the same name as a User, or we could make the emilytheslayer community where she could have these conversations in peace without us mocking her.