Oscars

[lynxreign]

So, I heard Jon Stewart sucked. I heard the whole thing was bland and boring and all the wrong movies won. Is this true? I couldn't be bothered to watch it myself, only tuning in for Charleeze Theron's extra-dress-on-her-shoulder and lots of plush penguins. Honestly, that and Dustin Hoffman's stoned performance are all I saw. That and Mr. Stewart looking like he was thinking "Is it over yet?" with his Desperate Housewives crack.

A sports commentator made the suggestion, and I like it, that instead of traditional oscars we change the selection process to a playoff format. I like the idea. They can be seeded by nominating vote strength. You can do an award show every few days that only takes an hour and drag it out for 3 or 4 weeks! And it'd still be more interesting!

Comments

[head58.livejournal.com]

Honey, if THAT would stop you from being my friend, you'd probably better just unFriend me right now. We haven't even scratched the surface of my utter lack of taste yet. Tip of the iceberg!

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

That's ok, I just erase it from my memory as soon as any of it comes up!

[head58.livejournal.com]

Rum and Cokes help with that, eh?

It would have taken many many of them to erase the image of me humping the microphone Prince style had I actually been called up to perform on Friday. You're probably lucky.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Check.

No, because if that had happened? I would have video.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Do you really want video of that?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes I do. Something that good could pay my way through grad school.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

How could it pay your way thorough grad school? Pay sites on teh intarweb? Or do you have a new method that makes people pay to NOT see it?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Blackmail!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Who'll you blackmail? You should check to see if he has the funds to pay for your gradschool before you make any plans.

[head58.livejournal.com]

That would require that I have shame, and care about you showing the video to anybody else. If I'm shameless enough to hump a microphone stand in front of a room full of strangers and a half-dozen good friends, what makes you think I'm blackmailable?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Look, file this under urnesha's get-rich-quick schemes. I know it won't work, but it's still an idea!

[urnesha.livejournal.com]

*rofl* That's a good one! Well expect that Head has no shame and less money but still! The idea is hysterical. :)

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

That's true. I learned that after the Killer Shrews incident.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I was unlucky just to read that, much less see it.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Do you have one of those little Men in Black flashy things? Or is it more like the agonizer-chair in Star Trek?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

It's a special talent. Aided by the rum and cokes.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Maybe she and vampyrusgirl can tag team unfriend/refriend you for heavyweight LJ drama!

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I was thinking that too. . .