Oscars

[lynxreign]

So, I heard Jon Stewart sucked. I heard the whole thing was bland and boring and all the wrong movies won. Is this true? I couldn't be bothered to watch it myself, only tuning in for Charleeze Theron's extra-dress-on-her-shoulder and lots of plush penguins. Honestly, that and Dustin Hoffman's stoned performance are all I saw. That and Mr. Stewart looking like he was thinking "Is it over yet?" with his Desperate Housewives crack.

A sports commentator made the suggestion, and I like it, that instead of traditional oscars we change the selection process to a playoff format. I like the idea. They can be seeded by nominating vote strength. You can do an award show every few days that only takes an hour and drag it out for 3 or 4 weeks! And it'd still be more interesting!

Comments

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

That's ok, I just erase it from my memory as soon as any of it comes up!

[head58.livejournal.com]

Rum and Cokes help with that, eh?

It would have taken many many of them to erase the image of me humping the microphone Prince style had I actually been called up to perform on Friday. You're probably lucky.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Check.

No, because if that had happened? I would have video.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Do you really want video of that?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes I do. Something that good could pay my way through grad school.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

How could it pay your way thorough grad school? Pay sites on teh intarweb? Or do you have a new method that makes people pay to NOT see it?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Blackmail!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Who'll you blackmail? You should check to see if he has the funds to pay for your gradschool before you make any plans.

[head58.livejournal.com]

That would require that I have shame, and care about you showing the video to anybody else. If I'm shameless enough to hump a microphone stand in front of a room full of strangers and a half-dozen good friends, what makes you think I'm blackmailable?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Look, file this under urnesha's get-rich-quick schemes. I know it won't work, but it's still an idea!

[urnesha.livejournal.com]

*rofl* That's a good one! Well expect that Head has no shame and less money but still! The idea is hysterical. :)

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

That's true. I learned that after the Killer Shrews incident.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I was unlucky just to read that, much less see it.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Do you have one of those little Men in Black flashy things? Or is it more like the agonizer-chair in Star Trek?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

It's a special talent. Aided by the rum and cokes.