Oscars

[lynxreign]

So, I heard Jon Stewart sucked. I heard the whole thing was bland and boring and all the wrong movies won. Is this true? I couldn't be bothered to watch it myself, only tuning in for Charleeze Theron's extra-dress-on-her-shoulder and lots of plush penguins. Honestly, that and Dustin Hoffman's stoned performance are all I saw. That and Mr. Stewart looking like he was thinking "Is it over yet?" with his Desperate Housewives crack.

A sports commentator made the suggestion, and I like it, that instead of traditional oscars we change the selection process to a playoff format. I like the idea. They can be seeded by nominating vote strength. You can do an award show every few days that only takes an hour and drag it out for 3 or 4 weeks! And it'd still be more interesting!

Comments

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I'll pretend you didn't say that. Did you also forget to try their delicious Red Bull on tap? 'Cause you know they're one of the only clubs anywhere to get that!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Why pretend he didn't say that? Isn't it better to hold it over him later?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Not if I want to keep being his friend. I have to forget these things so I can continue to look people in the eye.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

You think this movie will be that bad? Or is it your distaste for Jennifer Garner?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

She's not even in it!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

So your reaction is because Jennifer Garner isn't in it? I'm all confused now.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Me too.

[head58.livejournal.com]

Honey, if THAT would stop you from being my friend, you'd probably better just unFriend me right now. We haven't even scratched the surface of my utter lack of taste yet. Tip of the iceberg!

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

That's ok, I just erase it from my memory as soon as any of it comes up!

[head58.livejournal.com]

Rum and Cokes help with that, eh?

It would have taken many many of them to erase the image of me humping the microphone Prince style had I actually been called up to perform on Friday. You're probably lucky.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Check.

No, because if that had happened? I would have video.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

I was unlucky just to read that, much less see it.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Do you have one of those little Men in Black flashy things? Or is it more like the agonizer-chair in Star Trek?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

It's a special talent. Aided by the rum and cokes.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Maybe she and vampyrusgirl can tag team unfriend/refriend you for heavyweight LJ drama!

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I was thinking that too. . .

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

You don't have to be his friend continuously, just ask vampyrusgirl. :)

[head58.livejournal.com]

We'll just have to go back for their Red Bull and Wi Fi.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

And don't forget the BREAKFAST! in the PUB!

[head58.livejournal.com]

Serving BREAKFAST!

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

With Wi Fi!

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Are there other kareoke places that might be less asstastic?

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but they're all much trendier and more crowded, expensive, etc.

[lynxreign.livejournal.com]

Aw...
So there's nowhere to go now?
Sadness

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Meh, I still had fun there, and it might not be so bad on a different night.